Oatmeal Adventures: Strawberry-Kiwi

Strawberry-Kiwi Oatmeal!
-- 1/2 cup dry old-fashioned oats (not the quick-cooking kind)
-- a couple chopped-up strawberries ($1 for a quart with coupon at Price Chopper this week, holla)
-- half a kiwi, chopped up (one kiwi free with coupon available at Price Chopper pharmacy while supplies last)
-- tiny bit of vanilla extract; about 1/8 tsp.
-- milk

Instructions:
Pour dry oatmeal into 16-ounce Thermos (the kind for carrying soup or chili; not the beverage kind).
Add some chopped fruit.
Pour on boiling water.
Put lid on Thermos.
Go blow dry your hair and put on makeup.
Right before leaving the house, stir oatmeal, add vanilla and milk, and put lid back on Thermos.
Place Thermos in work bag and drive the hour to work.
Upon arrival at office, open Thermos, eat with plastic spoon, and enjoy. Mmm, healthy!